A woman from North Jersey, who weighs 604 pounds, wants to bulk up a little, hit the 1,000-pound mark. Already considered the world’s fattest mother, she wants Guinness World Records recognition as the world’s fattest woman. Full story »

I saw the stupidest thing on the news last week. Someone was knitting ugly little cozies on trees and sign posts in West Cape May, skulking around in the dark and mystifying residents. Full story »

Sometimes I run into questions without satisfactory answers. Full story »

C’mon, Spring. I’m rooting for you. Sunday, I went out into the Wilderness. Well, it’s really my backyard, but I have an incredibly fantastic backyard. Compared to the row-house neighborhood in which I grew up, my backyard is most certainly the Wilderness. I like to go out and sit in the Wilderness when it’s sunny and cool. You rarely... Full story »

Happy birthday, dear Crimelog, happy birthday to you! Full story »

My nephew turned 14 the other day. Sheesh! I can't believe he's that old already. He lives next door, so I got to see it happen, but it's still hard to believe.  Full story »

There are some things that flat out scare me, and water is one of them. Full story »

Like many Americans, I am extremely interested in the war on terrorism. Frankly, I don’t think we’re winning. I’m afraid terrorism has changed our lives and that’s what the terrorists wanted. The deaths of those in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and Flight 93 were gravy for the foul scum who hate America. Their real prize is... Full story »

When I got married, it was for love. Well, medical insurance was mentioned, but it was mostly for love. I don’t think love comes but once. I have been in love a few times in my life. But true love? Well, that, I think, is a one-time deal. It comes by. If you’re lucky, it works out. If you... Full story »

I was talking with my hand guy about my ruptured biceps tendon when he somehow changed the subject to snow blowers. Full story »

The astronauts blasted off for outer space Monday night, just in the nick of time. As I understand it, NASA employees managed to shovel the last of Saturday’s snow off the Endeavor so the launch could take place — the last night-time launch for the space shuttle program. You’d think they wouldn’t have had to shovel all that much... Full story »

Somehow I have ruptured the biceps tendon in my right arm. Full story »

J.D. Salinger's death affected me in a big way. Full story »

Came across a press release from the New Jersey Democrats last week, touting the humanitarian efforts of Sen. Jim Beach from Camden to find the owners of a handful of dog tags brought stateside from Vietnam. Full story »

Well, the new e-reader devices are in the hands of lots of people, but the verdict is still out. Full story »